| By the ninth, he couldn't hear | Ginger man prevents robbery | German king gets wrong photo | David's sculptor is a party dude |
| His Vitruvian man is a leader | I'm Claiborne, and I'm free | Fake bell pull outs snake plot | A cool, rude Vatican painter? |
| Missing butler finds crown | St. Mark's sculptor had no machines | Rachel Yiddle loves her pussy | Jesus loves the opera writer |
| His song puts me to sleep | A Bowler hat hides you, Jug Ears | He wed Constanze, not Figaro | Old perv says, “I own the place“ |